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Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence (lemmy.ml)
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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

y'all wrong, the worst database in existence is wherever I keep my notes. because every time I write notes I forget where the fuck I wrote them.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Isn't it how all the databases work? Or maybe you should just enable cache for yours.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

can't cache my notes because I forgot where I put my notebook