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Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence (lemmy.ml)
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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I am forced to use Oracle at work. It is, in fact, hot garbage.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What makes it garbage? Compared to postgres

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

Oh, just getting to the interface where I can run SQL is a pain in the ass. It’s hidden behind Oracle’s terrible UI.