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Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence (lemmy.ml)
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[โ€“] xcaliber47@europe.pub 4 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Hate to be the Devils advocate here, but Oracle is the only one (as far as i know) which provides a FREE usable server. FOREVER. Via OracleCloud

[โ€“] moonpiedumplings@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

They like to randomly delete them. It happened to me and a friend.

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