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[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That is a management cubicle.

This is the cubicle you are applying for: (chair not included)

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

You get walls?

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 22 hours ago

The notepad lowers the desk neatness score in my workplace.

not sarcasm 😑. 5/5 is empty desk. i dk who thought that was acceptable metric.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those walls are awful tall there, cant even see your monitor over it!

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

they can see your monitor fine with all the "security" software they put on the system.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

I'd take a confessional booth over an open office floor.