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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] jessicablaze@lemmynsfw.com 202 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Unless the snowman was built in the road, the driver is at fault not the people that created the snowman.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 152 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I think the fact he doesn't explicitly mention it is an admission that it wasn't built on the road.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 40 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

The "if I find out who did this" does bring that into question, though. If it was in front of a house it'd be very obvious who did it.

But given the vibes the car owner is giving off, it's more likely it was in a park or field or the sidewalk next to a road, and he thought it'd be okay to hit it because there was almost no chance of the creator catching him.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 22 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You could be right. Still, the asshole driver not knowing who to blame just makes it funnier.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 14 points 18 hours ago

He is to blame. He doesn't know that indeed.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I was guessing a park or something. Which means the “kids” might have spent considerable effort to get the cinder blocks there in the first place.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

It makes one wonder how many times he'd done this before that they'd go to the trouble.

[–] towerful@programming.dev 101 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

If the snowman was build on the road, the driver is at fault for driving carelessly, not paying attention.
Nobody else was hurt. Nobody else's property was damaged. There is no one to be held liable.

This guy drove into a snowman, regardless of where it was.
A static object that only moves in Christmas music.

If it was a snowbank, same deal.
If it was a parked car, same deal.
If it was a fallen telephone/power pole, same deal.
If it was a pile of cinderblocks that fell off the back of a truck, same deal.

The guy either wasn't paying attention, or was being an asshole.
Either way, driving carelessly. Asshole is at fault

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, even if it was in the road it could have been a kid dressed up in a snowman costume...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 18 hours ago

In a trench coat, sneaking into a PG-13 movie.

[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 21 hours ago

His car damaged the snowman and cinderblocks

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

That reminds me of the time during a huge snowstorm, we got about 3 feet of snow. Not safe for driving. But I went for a walk to my buddy's house.

A bunch of college kids built a giant snow family in a four lane intersection of a major street. I cheered them on.

An hour later, I went back home to check. Those kids were taking apart the snow family. There were two cops behind them, supervising them.