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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
(www.hindustantimes.com)
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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(Gorillas have tiny dicks)
Maybe it's a dick the size of a gorilla, not the size of a gorilla's dick.
Would you rather fight one dick the size of a gorilla, or one hundred dicks the size of a gorilla dick?
No
Think they want the whole gorilla
oh my, what's a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this?
Reporting for duty
The dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think.
Barnacle. Several times their body size, supposedly.
A cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn't inspire shock and awe.
Donkey, horse.
No, no... you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details.