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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (5 children)

To be fair those older movies are long as fuck. I watched something with 10 minute long opening credits the other day. I had to skip it.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I remember watching 2001, a space odyssey, and being thoroughly underwhelmed by it. Visually stunning, but if I hadn't also read the book, I'd have had absolutely no idea what was happening for most of the film.

[–] hanke@feddit.nu 8 points 2 days ago

Watching it builds character

[–] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

90 minutes was thought to be how long someone could go between toilet visits, so movies were around that long until home video started. Alright cinema used to have intervals too, they should bring that back.

[–] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't want to sound rude, but have you actually looked at the chart?

I have 😁 It was said to be the ideal time on average but you can't stop filmmakers going over.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The Truffaut film referenced is an hour and 45 minutes.

What movie had 10 minutes of opening credits? Back when credits were at the open, it used to be about 30 seconds of credits.

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Bambi and snow white both have pretty long opening credits with beautiful music. I think of it as endurance training for my child it's so long and boring.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plenty movies from the 40s and 50s ran all the credits at the beginning along with an overture. IMO the overture is one of the best parts of older movies, which often had amazing, sweeping soundtracks

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Please name one. Never seen one that had more than 2 minutes of opening credit even if you include the extra symphonic stuff as “credits” (we don’t count previews toward runtimes now, so not sure it’s a fair comparison). Maybe one or two had a dedicated symphonic opening but that was exceedingly rare

[–] dreamkeeper@literature.cafe 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Star Trek the Motion Picture has like a 10 minute opening credits

you lie those credits were at least an hour

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Am I being trolled or do people not know how years work

[–] dreamkeeper@literature.cafe 1 points 1 day ago

It was more of a response to your original comment which didn't mention any particular decade.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Reading your reaction to everyone else's comments, did you read the part where I said credits and an overture? What's got you so wound up over this? You'll notice I never said 10 minutes like that first guy, but most movies have way longer opening titles than 30 seconds, which is what you said...

[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Watched planet of the apes the other day and it had a good amount of opening credits. Couldn't tell you the length off the top of my head

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

4 minutes. That’s a great example of the rare symphonic opening I was referencing.

But that’s also not the 40s or 50s.

[–] Smuckles@piefed.ca 7 points 2 days ago

The Outsiders had a stupidly long intro if my memory is correct. I remember taking the tape out to check if maybe it was at the end and the credits were rolling.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] jeffw@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Why do people keep naming 60s films with 4 minutes of musical intros when I’m asking for 40s and 50s films with 10 minute credit intros lol?

Edit: overture is the word I was looking for, not “musical intro”. But that’s not a thing that happened in early cinema (barring Chaplin, who had strict control of scores - would be interested if someone else cares to google that)

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

4 minutes? Not the version I saw in theatre, my friend. Mind you, it's not exactly what you wanted either, even though it was longer than ten minutes of music at the start: a lot of it was playing while the screen was black, then at a certain point every theme in the music came together, the glorious visuals started up, and I knew I was in for a masterpiece.

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I saw It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World recently and the whole movie was like 1 hour too long at minimum, with 10 minutes to both start and end the movie. Funny, but way too long.

[–] postscarce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Even its title is too long, you could cut about 50% of those words and not lose any meaning.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, that still sounds reasonable. Cutting something closer to 80% would be just Mad.

[–] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

Only 10 minutes credits? That's weak.