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[–] jeffw@lemmy.world -3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Please name one. Never seen one that had more than 2 minutes of opening credit even if you include the extra symphonic stuff as “credits” (we don’t count previews toward runtimes now, so not sure it’s a fair comparison). Maybe one or two had a dedicated symphonic opening but that was exceedingly rare

[–] protist@mander.xyz 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Reading your reaction to everyone else's comments, did you read the part where I said credits and an overture? What's got you so wound up over this? You'll notice I never said 10 minutes like that first guy, but most movies have way longer opening titles than 30 seconds, which is what you said...

[–] dreamkeeper@literature.cafe 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Star Trek the Motion Picture has like a 10 minute opening credits

you lie those credits were at least an hour

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Am I being trolled or do people not know how years work

[–] dreamkeeper@literature.cafe 1 points 1 day ago

It was more of a response to your original comment which didn't mention any particular decade.

[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Watched planet of the apes the other day and it had a good amount of opening credits. Couldn't tell you the length off the top of my head

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

4 minutes. That’s a great example of the rare symphonic opening I was referencing.

But that’s also not the 40s or 50s.

[–] Smuckles@piefed.ca 7 points 2 days ago

The Outsiders had a stupidly long intro if my memory is correct. I remember taking the tape out to check if maybe it was at the end and the credits were rolling.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] jeffw@lemmy.world -3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Why do people keep naming 60s films with 4 minutes of musical intros when I’m asking for 40s and 50s films with 10 minute credit intros lol?

Edit: overture is the word I was looking for, not “musical intro”. But that’s not a thing that happened in early cinema (barring Chaplin, who had strict control of scores - would be interested if someone else cares to google that)

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

4 minutes? Not the version I saw in theatre, my friend. Mind you, it's not exactly what you wanted either, even though it was longer than ten minutes of music at the start: a lot of it was playing while the screen was black, then at a certain point every theme in the music came together, the glorious visuals started up, and I knew I was in for a masterpiece.