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[–] unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I would never give a monkey an uzi, but my neighbors believed it was an awesome idea. The neighbors far across the pond think we’re all the same over here and that I’m to blame for the monkey having an uzi. So idk… I just pray we all survive this without everyone picking up an uzi.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago

I just pray we all survive this without everyone picking up an uzi.

Thoughts and prayers eh?

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Their point wasn't that anybody needed an Uzi.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I got that, you didn't get mine obviously