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[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 57 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

The nuclear spike deterrent field has been a favorite of mine

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Bro of course Excalibur is under the field of death. Where else would you hide something so powerful?

Hop in, let's go

[–] Thunderbird4@lemmy.world 36 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This one looks cool, and I think that’s its biggest problem. It’s clearly a massive, man-made structure with no obvious purpose, yet with striking visual impact. To the hypothetical future civilization that is unaware of the dangerous nuclear waste, it basically begs to be investigated.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

man-made structure with no obvious purpose

Probably something religious.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

His Glow will spread!

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah because desecrating religious sanctuaries has stopped humanity thus wait

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Oh, I meant it more in the sense how archeologists/historians often say something was used for some religious or ritual purposes when they can't come up with a better explanation. See for example Stonehenge or roman dodecahedrons. There was also the idea for an atomic priesthood which would be charged with keeping the knowledge about nuclear waste sites.

[–] Numberone@startrek.website 6 points 18 hours ago

Some real Hyperion Shit going on here. Anyone from the web should prolly move on...😳

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Oh man imagine jumping out of a plane and ramming one of those up your ass at full speed.

Sploosh.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

If you are falling out of plane at full speed with no pant on.

You have bigger problem

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 15 hours ago

Become the torus