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Anon finds enlightenment (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In a carried sock, yes.

In a worn bra, not so much

[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You sound like you've never had the shit beaten out of you by breast implants.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

I wish

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Goddamnit, you reminded me of the sentient cumsock filled with nickles in Dungeon Crawler Carl

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Thank you for bringing this in my life, it certainty looks like a fun read haha.