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[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Have you noticed how every LinkedIn bro is talking about their vibe coding workflows, but no one is showing what they’ve made with vibe coding?

[–] ChromaticMan@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes a post on LinkedIn will have a link to a "finished" product. But 99% of the time there is a comment that says, "Hey, your API endpoints aren't protected."

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

99% of the time it’s just a basic todo list

[–] ulterno@programming.dev -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The 1 percent being AudioNoise?

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's literally a single small python file.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev -1 points 21 hours ago

But not a ToDo list right?
Unless you consider computer instructions as ToDo items, in which case, all executables would be ToDo lists.

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 day ago

In a recent post on HackerNews, someone said that there is no burden of proof that it works. The purest form of "trust me bro."

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I prefer the other posts of vibe coders complaining about data loss because their llm didn't tell them how to prevent xss or SQL injection.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or because their agent wiped all the data on production

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yea, that was a good story.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Like all the other content grifters and their tutorials or get rich quick scams.

[–] evol@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

stealth startup bro, my crud app is gonna change the world

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I'd be delighted to do some QA consulting for you! I'll throw in some pentesting as well. Hell, I'd give you a few hours' free trial so ~~I get to piss you off legally~~ you can get an outside confirmation fueled by a shared passion to see you reach the acclaim you deserve.