Your comment mentions NVIDIA. I'd like to invest $500000 into your comment. I only request that you immediately also invest the same exact quantity into my comment.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That's not how it works and you know it.

Here, they invest in my comment and pay for it with stocks of their comment, then I loan you money to buy their comment backed by my new position in their comment.

We all then announce this massive growth in our comments, say AI at the end and line goes up, we all make loads.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Thank you to coming to our annual shareholder meeting. We welcome all human and AI shareholders.

This year, we've seen unprecedented growth in the number of times we've said "AI" on stage, largely driven by our investments in AI and our desire to talk about AI.

In Q3 alone, our CEO said "AI" over 400 times, contributing to explosive stock value growth.

Our Q4 was looking to be slowed down after our CEO lost his voice, limiting his ability to say "AI" a lot, but thanks to our AI capabilities, we used AI to generate an AI voice and AI video of our CEO saying "AI." Thanks to AI, we've finished the year with a valuation 300x the start, according to our AI analyst.

Obstacles to continued growth include all words in the English language other than "AI." Also, after saying "AI" enough, "AI" stops sounding like a word anymore. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AAAAIIIIII. That's really weird. You know, that's another advantage of AI presenters. They can say "AI" so many times and just keep going. It doesn't affect them.

In the next year, our AI R&D efforts are focused on seeing if more voices saying "AI" at once has a larger impact on stock price. We've created an AI chorus to chant "AI" at our next presentation and are very excited to see the results.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Y'all seem smart and wealthy. Spare some RAM for a poor, flatulent Texan?

[–] degen@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ew, Texas?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

For the life of me, I can't remember why I chose to be born here.

[–] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

We shall say AI to you again if you do not appease us.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago

Early research results: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qbylbEek-M

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

well, all y'all's comment karma is going to the moon, and so that proves the strategy is unstoppable!!! I too will post Nvidia if you give me that sweet.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Now that's real GDP.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

You misspelled ASML

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago

We're reaching the point where the real money is in the materials for the tools.