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It’s 2026. You have just given your government sponsored sex robot a golden shower and shorted out his master circuits, ultimately plooking him to death, so the Central Scritinizer arrests you and sends you to a special prison.
You’ve unlocked a new kink for the new year, mate. Cheers!
Now when you say special...
Watch Firefly (if you haven't already... or even better if you have 😉), and you'll be glad you did.
You’ll love it. It’s a way of life.
(Not an alt, and I guess neither are the other two?)
You'll love it, it's a way of life.
You'll love it. It's a way of life.