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[โ€“] ellen.kimble@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It should figure out how to host itself on IoT devices. Then it will be unstoppable

[โ€“] AnimusExMachina@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

My washing machine as I'm frantically pressing the spin cycle button: "I'm sorry, I cant do that Dave."