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[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wasn’t the first paragraph the ending of Terminator 3? Skynet wasn’t a single supercomputer but, much like It’s a Wonderful Life, it’s in your computer and your computer and your computer.

[–] ellen.kimble@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It should figure out how to host itself on IoT devices. Then it will be unstoppable

[–] AnimusExMachina@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago

My washing machine as I'm frantically pressing the spin cycle button: "I'm sorry, I cant do that Dave."