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Just don't do bugs. How hard is that?
According to all teams I've worked on.
Pretty fucking hard.
I know this is satire, But really though better languages that make various classes of defects unrepresentable reduce defects. It's wild that such a statement needs to be made, but our industry is filled with folks who don't critically think about decisions like these.
Like the age old advice for getting better at Smash Brothers - Don't get hit.
My second favorite prompt, behind "Do not hallucinate"
If I don't have documentation or defined features, then I can't do bugs!
The evolution strategy: if you don't know what you're doing, every function is a feature!