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... Or pigs. To feed with the 70kg chicken.
You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes.
bones and all too. it can be a real pain identifying human remains after pigs get at em.
erhmm... chicken remains. That's what they said.