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Anon reality checks your fantasy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 66 points 5 days ago (1 children)

elf wife suffers and mourns you for hundreds of years alone

Even still, you don't get to choose for her whether or not she's allowed to love someone she knows she will have to say goodbye to eventually. For all you know those sixty years she spent with you might be a precious memory that makes that long life worth living.

I love my wife more than anything. Even if I knew I was going to outlive her by centuries I would still choose her Every. Single. Time. The memories I've made with her are that precious. I don't think I even have words for how upset I'd be at someone trying to say that we shouldn't be together because I'm going to massively outlive her.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This is 4chan, women's feelings were never part of the equation.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Eh, if they weren't at least some part of it the person in the screenshot wouldn't be citing Elf Waifu's suffering when you die as a reason to not want the Elf Waifu.

Just because considering it's 4Chan the original reason for wanting the Elf Waifu was probably "I could have a Legal Loli Waifu," doesn't mean they can't be taught to not be psycho incels.

[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the original reason for wanting the Elf Waifu was probably “I could have a Legal Loli Waifu,”

The original reason was obviously some game/anime that had a pretty elf girl with big tits.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

Maybe, either way picking that particular reason for Anon to want an Elf Waifu was mostly shitposting. The comment I was responding to was kinda going the route of "4Chan evil" so it was kinda meant to be like "Yeah and? I can still try to make sure they get that the people they love are whole people with agency if I frame it the right way goddamnit."

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

That character is Marcille fron Dungeon Meshi, her feelings are literally what this post is about