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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands (sopuli.xyz)
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[–] msage@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Every time you get over 200k lines of JSON you gotta split it into another app, so you can webscale.

[–] ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AldinTheMage@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 weeks ago

I miss the old tts voices and now everything is ai generated garbage :( Bring back the robot voices!