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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This guy absolutely destroys pussy

EDIT: I don't know why I worded it like that but I stand by it.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Now listen here you little kitten murderer 😾

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's worse, m*rdering kittens, or posting things that would offend advertisers?

And now, for our sponsors:

A scene from Futurama, showing fireworks above the Washington and Clinton Monuments spelling out "Charleston Chew"

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

things that would offend advertisers?

Won't someone think of the shareholders! 😭

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

hey, VoteNixon just ran over it, Firefly is the one that brought it into the world and threw it into traffic :)

[–] FuCensorship@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

F**K THE DOPPLER EFFECT!

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love this

Because god forbid someone reposts an image here from Reddit that had been censored. what a travisty :)

Strangest fucking hill to die on.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The original uncensored version took three seconds on TinEye.com to find.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Again, who cares enough to bother?

[–] H3mp79@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Individuals who can spell might care.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ehh, let the votes sort em out :)

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I vote for "a big giant astroid to end it all"

........what? Are we not discussing how who we're going to vote for in 2028?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

What do what the odds are?

Not allowed to vote in 2028.

Voting is fixed enough that it won't matter in 2028.

voting for anybody but glorious leader in 2028 is punishable by death.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

Saving the ecosystem one shitpost at a time

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Wait wait wait wait.........I'm pretty good at catching things. You're saying I could get a drive by kitten adoption? That sounds super fast, efficient, and then I'd have a kitten on my way home from work!