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[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 126 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

English is the LAST language that gets to complain about how you pronounce stuff. Ever read an english word that you haven't heard before? You're pronouncing it wrong.

[–] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 35 points 1 week ago (10 children)

The UK should do a major spelling reform and troll the shit out of the U.S and their then "archaic" English.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ðat wúd bē sō sili, hüever it wúd absolútli rúin ŪK-ŪS komūnikāshon

Sum myt sā ðat's a gúd þing ðō

[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That looks unironically great. Relatively easy to read and as far as I could tell, internally consistent. Two things current English spelling lacks.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But this is someone complaining about an English word and how it is pronounced compared to spelling. Yes, it comes from another language. That is the entire reason English has a lot of examples like this.

You can work it out through tough thorough thought, though.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Of all people, Gallagher made the point in the 80s. I think George Carlin also did a set about English words once.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

Seriously!

We have a third grader, and he's pretty good at reading. Recently he has been arguing with us about the pronunciation of some new words from his homework.

The problem is, his arguments are sound! He's accurately following the rules he learned for sounding out words.

When this has come up in the past, all I've been able to do is acknowledge his argument and explain to him how English has all kinds of weird rules and exceptions, and it's the kind of thing you remember with experience using the words. Like, there is no new rule to learn, and you don't have to freak out about remembering all these exceptions. It will just come with time. (Because we all know there's nothing that kids like more than olds telling them to just wait or give it time, lol)

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

"Tough" ought to be written as "tuff"

[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't worry, with the current education policies it will be, soon.

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

English is basically three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat

[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Even if you have heard an English word before, you're probably still pronouncing it wrong

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 week ago (12 children)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This guy absolutely destroys pussy

EDIT: I don't know why I worded it like that but I stand by it.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Now listen here you little kitten murderer 😾

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's worse, m*rdering kittens, or posting things that would offend advertisers?

And now, for our sponsors:

A scene from Futurama, showing fireworks above the Washington and Clinton Monuments spelling out "Charleston Chew"

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[–] FuCensorship@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Buffy@libretechni.ca 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Anivia@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

Saving the ecosystem one shitpost at a time

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[–] Klear@quokk.au 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

I got chu, fam

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

No thanks, I'm a bit tired right now. Maybe later 🤷

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

We must self censor. To comply with the shitfeed updoots.

[–] X@piefed.world 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Pretty sure it was the Swedish who decided the pronunciation of “rendezvous”. Kinda obvious, really.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Speaking as a Dane, I accept the blame. In fact it was me. I decided it.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Us Germans also use this word, but where I come from, we pronounce it RANG-deh-WUH.

Beautiful.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

WUH

Is that a German or English w?

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

No no a Mongolian is a personal who lives in the Mongol region north of China. She called you a Mongoose

[–] Qtech@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

No no a Mongoose is a small carnivorous animal. She called you a Monologue.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm pretty sure she called you a mango

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[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago (6 children)

To be fair, usually when a language adopts a new word from other languages, they start spelling it in there own fashion. English is unusual in that they use the original spelling.

[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And you also have words like Wednesday...

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

French in particular gets a lot of words with original spellings because it used to be the language of the courts in England.

[–] this@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Not always, the word skosh(meaning just a little bit or a tiny amount) comes from the Japanese word sukoshi(少し), but that can probably be attributed to the language not generally using romanized letters.

It's a very interesting word to me since its one of the very few words that migrated from Japanese to English and isn't a name of something. The way it came over is also rather interesting, as it was through collaboration between US and Japanese soldiers during the Korean war.

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Stop calling me a megalothian!

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When c/lemmyshitpost sees the word "fuck" censored.

Not to long ago, I was mourning the loss of the Conversatron 3000. It was a forum site that was nothing but comedy writers, using the medium to tell a flavor of joke and observational humor that could only work on that medium. A lot of it had this formula of "dumb question/observation", "dumber retort", "setup", and finally "witty punchline." Sometimes, that would just thread on for multiple rounds. Rarely, threads were open to user comments too.

Now I understand why that hasn't come back. We don't need it anymore.

[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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