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[โ€“] Olap@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've a DBA who would insist on this being in a dimension table and using a foreign key constraint instead of just a fucking string

[โ€“] luciferofastora@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

I like your DBA!

Users probably don't.