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submitted 4 weeks ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's called the egg mit muffin.

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[–] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 10 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Egg Mett Muffin sounds even more similar and it would create a new breakfast dish, some might call it disgusting.

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That would be the wurst.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Scheiße

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

Mett Muffins..hmmm gotta try that

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, hackpeter!