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Ravioli divination (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

submitted 7 months ago by compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/witchymemes@lemmy.world

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[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 64 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

You read the tea leaves after you've had tea. The Old Ones don't appreciate food waste.

Everyone knows proper ravioli divination is done by consuming the can of ravioli, then listening carefully to the indigestion.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Chef boyardee isn't even food.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Of course not! He’s a chef. And he’s dead. What kind of necromancy cannibalism are you into? 🤮

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Chef B died for our ~~sins~~ spaghettios

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's like people don't even believe in audiomancy anymore

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Tinnitus ruined my practice of it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You eat the can of ravioli cold after a night of drinking vodka, then you read the diarrhea splatter.

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ah, diarrhivination.