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[–] smh@slrpnk.net 22 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

Are you my boyfriend/roommate?

Edit: he and I are both IT folks, but he handles all the Windows issues in the house. I handle Linux issues. He handles the router because it's closer to his desk so it's easier for him to threaten.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 hours ago

That seems optimal, I would be terrified at the thought of a Windows admin touching me.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

no, just me, gabe newell