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Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 18 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I've been out of the game for a while, but I would assume a much better starting point would be buying her a drink. Ask the bartender what she's having, then offer to buy one for her. "Here's another drink ma'am, courtesy of that guy over there."

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, this is what you should ideally do in this scenario if you want a date. My comment was starting from "assume you've already walked up to her table; how do you even possibly salvage this?"

[–] protist@mander.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago

"I couldn't help but overhear you can't find a date. Well you know who's got two thumbs and is available?"