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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's like asking if you are below or above 20

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not necessarily. I'm in my 40s and would take the future sneezes.

One can of pepper and I could easily make up for all those sneezes and more.

[–] confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

I’m with you here, mid-life, 3x payout per sneeze from here forward probably works out better.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

...how long do you think people live?

From here on out? Three or four decades more, max

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

Ah, I swapped the numbers. Then it's above or below 60