Shitty Life Pro Tip
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If planning on being a serial killer, run a barber shop or something where literally thousands of people leave their DNA on-site, and your DNA is on literally thousands of other people.
This one right here, officer!
You can even work with your local meat pie shop to assist with the body disposal! The perfect accomplice!
Ok google a crime every day AND get a job where you get covered in DNA. Barber yes but also Sewer Cleaner, Pornstar, Body Mopper....
Apparently there was a case where one woman's DNA kept turning up at multiple crime scenes. Turned out she was a worker at a cotton swab factory.