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Microblog Memes

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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What do you wear to make it ranked competitive sex, if you're not down for formal sex? A helmet? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Implying that Kirby isn't glorious... Smh

[โ€“] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Kirby is glorious but plays for fun Cuz it isnt fair for others when Kirby goes competitive

[โ€“] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sports shirt with sponsor logos and tennis socks

[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 month ago

Tiger & Bunny Make a Porno.

[โ€“] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Racing gloves and cool goggles.

[โ€“] qupada@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

Knee and elbow pads.