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Man in Taiwan somehow gets 8cm by 6cm ceramic cup in bottom, claims it got there 'by accident' (mothership.sg)

submitted 4 days ago by schizoidman@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] celeste@kbin.earth 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I get it, but embarrassment could've killed this guy. If it helps, know that people have stuck worse up there and just go to the doctor.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

But what if you're the case that gets pointed to when they tell someone they could have had it worse?

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

The "worst so far".

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 5 points 4 days ago

Think of all the people you're helping who can be like "at least it wasn't what they put up their ass." And when you go in, you know you "won" compared to this man from Taiwan!

[–] coaxil@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Worse?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

1 guy 1 jar comes to mind

[–] coaxil@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

At least he got it back out, kinda 😂

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A live grenade?

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ah, the old Shady Sands shuffle.