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It was best as a silly toy language in the 1990's... (reddthat.com)
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[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Real programmers are language agnostic

Thought terminating sentence.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

More like, no true scotsman

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Real carpenters don't walk away from a job because the hammer is their least favorite brand.

[–] RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz 17 points 3 days ago

their least favourite hammer brand:

il_600x600.1166470077_cjnf-721892692

[–] tinyvoltron@discuss.online 11 points 3 days ago

Real carpenters bring their own hammer.

[–] homoludens@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago

I once had a hammer head get loose and fly off the handle.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

But if the screws are nails.

[–] getoffthatchronic@lemdro.id 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It can't be a programming humor post without somehow even more mind-numbing stuff in the comments. Just part of the fun