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Never had a husband in the first place ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Well, get one! Then leave him. You can't half-ass these lists.
How to do this without my wife knowing... ooh, I know! We should have one of those Las Vegas style shotgun weddings!
Don't hide it from your wife, she likely has a husband to get and leave of her own. A fun weekend bonding activity. You may even use the same husband. But sequentially, let's not get too woke in here, m'kay.
You don't have a backup husband who picks dog poo up of your lawn and deposits it on the lawn of your enemies?