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the key is to wash each other, not just take turns showering yourselves….
although shower sex is a lot trickier and not worth it….
You're right about the first part, the trick for the second part is just to shift shower time to be foreplay
The risk of falling and causing a serious head injury is the sexiest part though.
how do you do anything in life if you’re always afraid of such risks?
That's what makes it so much fun!
I mean, skydiving, base jumping, rock climbing skiing, etc, etc.
I love base jumping sex! Gotta finish quick before we're too low to deploy parachutes!
Get the squirrel suit!
They call that the "squirrel nut"
And the access is through the squirrel nut zipper.
I watched some base jumpers. I gotta say, I know some folks can finish quick, but they're even beating bull riding times...
One of those is not like the others :P
And I mean skydiving. Risks are so much lower. The other three, everyone seems to have a story about an injury. In skydiving, everyone seems to know one dude at the drop zone that has a story of an injury.
Thanks. Now i have that fear too.
Wet sex is dry sex
All I’ll say is; silicone based lubricant.
It’s pretty fun until you water board yourself
Don't kink shame.
It’s worth it if you have silicone lube.. sometimes..
For when you want to come out of the shower water repellent, also if that gets on the shower floor it's game over, someone's gonna break a spine
Lol, I've sometimes wondered if my lube or my hair conditioner is more slippery. They both have caused some close calls in the shower.
well, i think being around the same height would help a lot….