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[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 99 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Every scientific article with “could” in it is bullshit.

I could have a twelve in cock in my pants.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

No need to brag that your girlfriend could be wearing your pants

[–] Sidhean@piefed.social 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Woah, you got a 12?! I only scored a 4 on my cock exam :(

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

It might only be a 4 today but it COULD be a 16 tomorrow. Hallelujah!

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 31 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Don't shove numbers up your cock.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

I have the square root of negative one in my butt as we speak

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 hour ago

I don't believe you, that sounds irrational!

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Caleful with that, I hear tell those cause sinusoidals.

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 hours ago

Not sure about that tbh. Seems only tangential related

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Kind of. More likely if you read the publication it is about something else, but that doesn't drive clicks. Maybe you have a 12 inch cock in your ass?

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

I could but I won’t provide proof just like these lying science fiction articles.