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[–] AngularViscosity@piefed.social 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whew! Thankfully I'm a gay JavaScript user

[–] Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

everybody on the internet is a javascript user! do you even develop, bro?

[–] AngularViscosity@piefed.social 22 points 1 day ago

I guess I pretend to with limp wrists.

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that why people keep calling each other gay online?

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

They're putting scripting in the webpages, that TURNS THE FRICKEN USERS GAY

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 21 hours ago

Brendan Eich was a Dark Programmer of the Netscape, so powerful and so wise he could use the scripts to influence the sexuality to create gay… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from straight. The dark side of the Bit is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did.
Unfortunately, he sent the anti-gay everything he had, then a woman touched him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from straight, but not himself.