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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is looking for a girlfriend (lemmy.today)

submitted 1 day ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] anugeshtu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you know everything you did? Hell, I can't even remember all I did a week ago. Maybe selective memory

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My agenda is fairly exhaustive:

1: eat
2: poop

[–] mcz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Important tip: always separate step 1 from step 2