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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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the "cheese" is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar

i live in nyc so i'm expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now

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[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I'm not vegan but I was at a dinner party once and accidentally picked the vegan cheese platter instead of the normal one. It can't be that bad, I remember thinking.

It was. I don't mind vegan food, there's a lot I like, but I think they would've been better off making something different instead of trying to imitate cheese.