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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
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- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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I'm not vegan but do you mind a suggestion? Instead of trying to "hack" a substitute for the cheese, you could try a similar recipe that doesn't use it.
Like focaccia. A well made focaccia is amazing, and you can make it with vegan only toppings: dried tomatoes, mushrooms, sliced and smoked seitan, figs, onions, some rosemary, and coarse salt. And lots of good quality olive oil.
I was never a huge fan of cheese, and cheese substitutes or at least the ones that i tried are so much worse. Some of them taste well enough, but have a consistency that makes my skin crawl. So i just do no cheese and it's so much better imo.
I'm not vegan but I was at a dinner party once and accidentally picked the vegan cheese platter instead of the normal one. It can't be that bad, I remember thinking.
It was. I don't mind vegan food, there's a lot I like, but I think they would've been better off making something different instead of trying to imitate cheese.
I've had some truly terrible vegan "cheese" (even some that was worse than the above tofu abomination) but also some really decent ones. Are they worth trying if you're not hilariously lactose intolerant or vegan? No. lol