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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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the "cheese" is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar

i live in nyc so i'm expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now

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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

But a cool knife you got there!

(Although I pinch my knife so it wouldn't work for me but its pretty cool nonetheless)

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

it is a cool knife. it's my roomate's

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Illegal in the UK if its over 8", despite the fact that we use metric here the home office are still using inches for some reason. Annex A

Over 8" - check (Assumed) Sharp point - check Has a portion of plain cutting edge - check Serrations - no, but it has holes instead Does it have more than 1 hole - check. Knife qualifies as a zombie knife.

[–] SolSerkonos@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

Doesn't the UK use some bizarre amalgamation of metric, and imperial?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

If that’s over eight inches, it’s a huge pizza to fit in a nyc oven

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

Instructions unclear.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

pinch my knife

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