this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

It starts with questionable stuff, and ends on fucking Ketamine. Bravo. Yep, that is a perfectly healthy routine.

Also, pro tip, don't mess with your hormones (like testosterone) just to get more gains. There are many "body-builders" who have fried their hormone system and have to rely on permanent medication to function.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a little cliche, but just try loving yourself, you know?

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Your hands don't lie 😏

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 3 points 1 week ago

Dysin? Did he mean Desoxyn (methamphetamine), or is the guy popping vacuum cleaners?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

anon ain't doing enough to stand out in the dating market