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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets his life in order (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sounds like executive dysfunction, he doesn't need the military, he needs medicine.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What kind of medicine? Asking for a friend.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cocaine for the ghosts in your blood, of course.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why do the ghosts in my blood need cocaine?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

Look, I don't make the rules.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

ADHD medicine

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 week ago

No that's for the other ED