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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon starts his day (feddit.org)

submitted 1 week ago by mech@feddit.org to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

4 eggs!? Fuck that, i can barely handle two in a day without becoming a stinking gas leak.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of that greentext of the guy who was eating exclusively egg whites and nothing else