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This comic started out as an attempt to make pornography. It degenerated into a sex comedy pretty much immediately

Posting new comics, and old comics until we're caught up

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Flittermouse (midwest.social)
submitted 2 months ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/flittermouse/

Alt textBlood Sausage

Title textIt definitely doesn’t have rabies

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[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nah, they've got bad bones. No blood production. The blood they drink is pure replacement.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but you can only fit so much and stay the same size so at some point something has to go somewhere or they'd all be gigantic and bloated like Augustus Gloop.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

They're supernatural creatures, so who's to say they adhere to rules about conservation of matter?

It probably just falls directly into the gaping abyss where their soul used to exist, a functionally infinite emptiness.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but the old blood needs filtered out. They gotta pee at minimum.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Ostensibly vampire poop would be black from the blood solids. Likely jet black, like coal, but it wouldn't burn. Unburnable coal as vampire poop is a cool idea.