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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

This is so fucking gross and please don't think it's what I think but:

An Asian wife is great if you're a VC in silicon valley but what if you want to be president?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 27 points 2 weeks ago

What if you want the Nazi vote you mean.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Except that she's getting pushed to convert now as the result of this. So, typical GOP tactic, make an insane comparison and then use the halfway point to force others to move the direction you want.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think Vance is publicly making the push so that when she doesn't convert, he can say that their religious differences became incompatible. He gets to marry Ms. Arizona, she gets to be the second lady, and Usha somehow gets the blame for not being faithful to her husband.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

100% with you on this. It's the only no-fault way to make him more appealing for 2028 if Stinky T doesn't try and just stay forever.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm so caught between "maybe he'll be dead by then" and "he deserves to rot in prison for years"

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

At this point he'll shoot himself in a bunker first.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this conversion thing real? I mean, they have two kids, right? Isn't this something you would typically talk about before having children? Or at least when kid 1 is baking.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

No, no! That's how normal people think through things! These people are power-hungry walking piles of shit. Vance went from calling Cheetoman Hitler to running on the same ticket as him. He's willing to sell out any way possible, and they only know how to use other people and throw them away.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I dunno if her being Asian is that much of a liability. Melania is ~~Russian~~ Slovenian.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 19 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, she's white. Everything else is yuvky

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Melania Trump is Slowenian. Your argument still holds.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, what are you trying to say?

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That JD might marry her - a "white" woman - because it looks better when he wants to run for pres.

Gross, but as soon as he & Usha divorce I will remember this.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

Divorce? No, no, divorce is bad, they'll soon be making that illegal.

No, he'll just have the marriage annulled, and deport her to El Salvador or Rwanda or somewhere like that.

Or she'll just disappear from some detention centre and all official records.