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Cisgender Boy Forced to Play on Girls' Sports Team Because of Birth Certificate Error (www.them.us)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When they did a scan of my colon, they found I had pollips. Thats how we discovered I have cancer.

Then they cut the pollips off. I imagine that left a hole in the pollip area.

How about colon pollip hole?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

colon pollip hole

Bush’s Secretary of State?

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That’s excellent! Is everyone here too young to laugh?

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

or everyone working for dumpy.