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submitted 3 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

shit I still remember a primary school classmate explaining to me:

one sneeze is from dust
two sneezes in quick succession are from cold
three sneezes in quick succession are from allergies

It's been 30+ years, someone pls remove this nonsense from my brain 😩

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

four sneezes means someone's thinking of you
five sneezes means someone's cutting peppers
six sneezes is anthrax
seven sneezes is the absolute physical maximum

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Eight sneezes is instant death.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

Nine sneezes means you are in Hell, unfortunately. You have already been dead this whole time, and your torture for this moment of eternity has been temporary amnesia and experiencing the sudden terror of realizing you are sneezing yourself to death. That price of darkness can be a rascal like that.

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