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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jesus pulling up the footage

Me, sweeting nervously

Jesus: "But you eventually beat the level?"

Me: Cautiously... "... yes."

Jesus: "Damn." Pulls out controller "Can you give me a hand? I've been stuck on it for over 30 years."

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Jesus: "heh that's what i do too. straight to ~~jail~~ ~~hell~~ heaven!"

[–] fuckgod@feddit.online 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Implying you die in the next 12 years or so. Hmm

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or Jesus just didn't get into Mario 64 for another few years.

[–] fuckgod@feddit.online 1 points 1 month ago

I don't actually know how to assess timing with a being considered outside of space and time.