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[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 85 points 2 months ago (13 children)

Too specific. Needed at least a quick refresher on all ocean life first. Gotta let them get warmed up before you hit them with the good stuff.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 56 points 2 months ago (12 children)

It's like this idiot had never heard of foreplay

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Pardon, but did you just refer to our @Stamets@lemmy.world as an idiot?

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[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yes. Yes and report me, this would be the funniest ban I've ever gotten.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Well get ready to start laughing...

I do want to clarify, I did not request this and the only way I saw this was via that screenshot. I am so sorry lol

(It should be undone by the way)

[–] cielkorpo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

And proud of it <3

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] cielkorpo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was only following orders [my own]

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

adulting = doing adult things

one doing the adulting = adulter

one doing "adult" things to the one doing the adulting = adulterer

you = adulterer

Checks out.

[–] cielkorpo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I will not confirm or deny these allegations 😰

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The cunt that reported me should be drawn and quartered.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Well you'd be the expert on the best punishment for that cunt for sure

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