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I was hoping for research into genetically adding one to a human, but I'll.take this.
Comes later.
Can't we just find a way to upgrade the earth animals instead?
We can have real furries that way
Upgrade?
Have we even seriously tried opening dialogue with elephant or whale tribes?
I know we jacked off a bunch of dolphins we raised in captivity, but, like... Did we send anthropologists anf linguists?
And gave them LSD! Funded by NASA.
The Dolphin Who Loved Me.
Just because we could talk to a whale wouldn't make them a furry. They need to be anthropoidal to be a furry.
I said upgrade.
Let's make their bodies more enjoyable for us to see. If we never meet aliens, let's make them.
But that's not an upgrade, it would be a lateral mov. Maube there are whales or eleohsnts with the same weird kinks as us; we don't know: never asked.
Upgrade for us. ๐
Thars what im saying. Get the tech toove persons of any spevies ibto being weird kinky fucks.
No like, getting fuck able furries would be an upgrade for our mental peace.
Oh! Got it. At least for the furs. And i do support them having nice things. Plus we'd probably learn a fuck-ton thats useful in the rest of medicine from trying.
Dude, we jack off about first contact math abd how we would talk to aliens. Seti was(is?) A thing.
If we cant talk to fuckers whose antique bones my grandmother decorated her room with, whose grandmother read by the light of the burning flesh of? We have no god damn right to be calling ourselves intelligent or civilized as a species.
Nah, let's do it.
Better to have practice right now than to commit the same mistakes when we meet aliens out there.
This planet is our cradle. Our place of learning. Our tutorial level.
Ok cancer cell. Go whine in your pathetic self esteem and let us humanity fuck yeah followers to bask in our glorious species.
The stars are ours for the taking and xenos should tremble. A safe galaxy is a human galaxy.
Ok cancer cell. Go help eradicate humanity and see how it goes.
:)
You already have the nerves there, and it's quite trivial to connect them to a neurotransmitter, especially since the patent expired.